August 5, 2004

• [bored]
  

  i got this from tim

  
  

  

  
  

  Sadaam:  I’m bored…

  
  

  
  
  Sadaam:  I’ve got an idea!  Let’s play a game of rock paper scissors!
  
  
  
  Some random guy: Can I play too?
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  No, you shut up!
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  We can each pick either rock….
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  …paper….
  
  

  
  

  Sadaam:  …or scissors.
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  ARE YOU REAADY TO RUMBBLEE?
  
  
  
  Some other Iraq guy:  Dude, say it, don’t spray it.

  
  

  
  
  Sadaam:  Whatever, let’s play.

  
  

  
  
  Sadaam:  Rock!
  Judge:  Two papers!
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  WTF is two papers?
  
  
  
  Judge:  Two papers are better than one.  I got your rock covered TWICE.  It ain’t going nowhere.
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  I got your two papers RIGHT HERE you faggot.  Now play for real this time.
  
  
  
  Judge:  Paper!
  Sadaam:  Tiger claw! 
  Judge:  What the hell is tiger claw?  You just made that shit up now.
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  No, it’s real!  You’re just too stupid to know!  Ask him, he knows!
  
  
  
  Some other guy:  It’s true.  Tiger claw does beat paper.
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  See?  I was right.  You’re stupid.  And ugly.
  
  
  
  Judge:  Okay fine, tiger claw beats paper.  Whatever.  I don’t care.
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  Hey, don’t start crying just because you lost!  It’s not my fault you’re too dumb to know what tiger claw is.
  
  
  
  Judge:  Well, you should have picked more fairly.  Nobody knows what tiger claw is.
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  No, you’re just an idiot.  I bet you don’t even know what the pen missle is.
  
  
  
  Judge:  Missle?  What missle? 
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  Whoooooosh!  PEN MISSLE!!
  
  
  
  Judge:  Okay this has gone far enough.  There’s no TIGER CLAW and there’s no PEN MISSLE in rock, paper, scissors.  You’re just making shit up.
  
  
  
  Sadaam:  Am not!
  
  
  
  Judge:  Are too!

  
  

  
  
  Sadaam:  That’s it, you’re going on my list.

  
  

  the end

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