July 29, 2004

• [hamsters]

  
  

  last night, tweek’s hamster gave birth to 7 babies.  i find it very disgusting.  those little creatures are about 3/4 inch tall and 1/4 inch wide.  it’s all flesh pink and hairless.  and i also hear that they get eaten by their parents sometimes.  i think it’s sick.  what kind of fuck up parents are they?  eating up your own kids.  that’s not cool at all.  we took out the father hamster from the cage to make sure he doesn’t eat his own kid.  however, we couldn’t really take out the mother hamster because she was breast feeding (it appeared to be) her kids.  every little movement that mother hamster made me anxious.  i don’t know.  even though i find the babies fugly and disgusting, i didn’t want them to get eaten up.  tweek called for animal hospital.  they said that the babies will grow in 2 weeks.  i hope they grow faster before they get their ass chumped by their mom.

  
  

  i just realized that perhaps, eating your kids is hamster’s method of discipline and stress reliever.

  
  

  “god damn it! i’m pms-ing! kids come here!”

  
  

  “i told you to clean up your own shit! ok! that’s it! git yo ass ova herrre!”

  
  

  i guess, eating up your kids works better than beating up your kids for hamsters.  it’s ironic how cute little furry creatures have the most cruel method of raising their kids.  they sure know how to demonstrate the idea of survival of the fittest.

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